The Vampire (Football) Diaries: Count Chocula Eats!
Count Chocula eats Ezekiel Elliott for breakfast! There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say. Seriously though. I didn’t think I’d say it because in my wildest dreams I didn’t think I’d slay a team...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: There Will Be No Blood
Count Chocula choked on a clove of garlic in Week 2 while watching a sunrise and getting a wooden stake in the shape of a cross rammed through his cereal-loving heart. After a shocking Week 1 win that...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: Goff It Feels Good To Be A Vampire
Let me tell you a story about how I may have prevented Count Chocula from going on a feeding frenzy. Last week I ran through a litany of mistakes that cost me from potentially starting 2-0. Even more...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: Let the Feeding Frenzy Begin
Nothing else matters. That’s the feeling I had all last Sunday watching my teams. In six different leagues I lost because I played either the highest or second highest scoring team when I was the third...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: The Hunt Continues
Last week Count Chocula was beaten soundly by a team reluctant to part with Todd Gurley. I have two thoughts on the loss. 1. Silver lining is it keeps the chase alive. With Gurley, winning the title...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: Count Chocula Beats Himself
Last week I took a hard beat because I didn’t go Beathard. That’s the abbreviated and more colorful way of saying I blew two very on-the-fence decisions that gave me a bad beat in a game that could...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: Adams Family
Last week I tried relentlessly to trade for Saquon Barkley. This week I’m just going to claim as my next meal. After Mitchell Trubisky, Tarik Cohen and the Colts’ Defense carried me to the third...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: Barkley Equals Big Trouble
When the one o’clock games ended last Sunday and James Conner had outscored Saquon Barkley and Travis Kelce by himself, there was just one thought going through my mind: “Now you’re all in big, big...
View ArticleThe Vampire (Football) Diaries: The End Is Near
With barely an hour to the Sunday kickoffs, we’re going stream of consciousness style with this edition of The Vampire (Football) Diaries. Considering my Count Chocula squad has taken over the league...
View ArticleVegas, Vampires & Confessions (plus fantasy football)
For any notes about Week 1, skip to the end. For any questions — lineup, add/drop, trade, etc. — reach me on Twitter @Hoover_L_A For the real reason I posted this, read on. It’s only fitting that my...
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